Damnit, Seanan, now you've gone and					
	Sullied poor Michelle's good name				
	By declaring she's to blame for all these mysteries unsolved	
	When evil strikes you're right beside her					
	A little too prepared to chide her						
	A suspicious man might think you were involved			

Yes, it's true that vixy hatched the evil creatures who attacked			
What's that got to do with you? Well, I'm glad you asked it			    	
For I saw you adding bows to disguise the evil glow				   	
When you brought the eggs to her place and said “Here's your Easter basket!” 	

	Damnit, Seanan, now you've gone and					
	Sullied poor Michelle's good name				
	By declaring she's to blame for all these mysteries unsolved	
	When evil strikes you're right beside her					
	A little too prepared to chide her						
	A suspicious man might think you were involved	

Vixy might have overlooked that infernal, haunted book
Had you not affixed a note that said “For bookclub Thursday night”
How was she supposed to know it's not the one from Oprah's show
When you glued on a new cover with a picture of a kite 
(being flown by a fox!)

	Damnit, Seanan, now you've gone and					
	Sullied poor Michelle's good name				
	By declaring she's to blame for all these mysteries unsolved	
	When evil strikes you're right beside her					
	A little too prepared to chide her						
	A suspicious man might think you were involved	

Police lab testing has revealed that that crazed killer in the field
Was just an ordinary guy until somebody spiked his punch
Now how a psychopathic plague sample got there's a bit vague
But they found traces on your chainsaw, so you know, I've got a hunch

	Damnit, Seanan, now you've gone and					
	Sullied poor Michelle's good name				
	By declaring she's to blame for all these mysteries unsolved	
	When evil strikes you're right beside her					
	A little too prepared to chide her						
	A suspicious man might think you were involved