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Oh, Seanan M.
Words: Brooke Lunderville (2008). To the tune of: Oh, Michelle, by Seanan McGuire.
So, first there was Oh, Michelle. Then, there was Damnit, Seanan. Then, menacingly, there was Oh, Brooke. And um, I have, er, had a change of heart.
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Friends, I'm standing here tonight to tell you I have seen the light -
I want to take back what I said and offer my repentence
And let me tell you, my retraction is not fueled by my attraction
To not being disemboweled - that's just a coincidence!
Oh Seanan M, please don't condemn me
To a premature demise - you know that being drawn and quartered always makes me wince
Ms. McGuire, don't light that pyre - persuasive fire's not required
See, I've even wiped your chainsaw free of prints.
Those eggs were innocent - and chocolate! My book theory was a crock, and
Everybody knows there's always lots of killers on the loose!
I don't know what I was thinking - in fact, you know what? I was drinking!
Please don't make me an ingredient in your next Jamba Juice.
Oh Seanan M, please don't condemn me
To a premature demise - you know that being drawn and quartered always makes me wince
Ms. McGuire, don't light that pyre - persuasive fire's not required
See, I've even wiped your chainsaw free of prints.
If pleading won't stay your abuse, consider - I could be of use
I'm a trained apothecary and I went to poison school
I'll work at my chemist's bench and be your faithful evil henchman
Just don't cut out my internal organs with your power tools
Oh Seanan M, please don't condemn me
To a premature demise - you know that being drawn and quartered always makes me wince
Ms. McGuire, don't light that pyre - persuasive fire's not required
See, I've even wiped your chainsaw free of prints.
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