I posted the music to 999 online before I had any words for it, and Peter Alway, bless his meddling heart, has remixed it with his crazy midi mojo. MP3 recording of Professor Pete's mangled version.
I bought a jigsaw puzzle D Gsus4 To pass the time D F The box said a thousand pieces D Gsus4 I count nine hundred ninety nine ` D F C D (Bb6) Just getting the edge assembled Was an arduous chore We could find just three corners Out of four (The last one was on the floor) Nine hundred ninety nine Dm Dsus2 D Are all the pieces I can find Dm Dsus2 D I don't even like the picture It's a landscape with sheep But if I don't complete it I know I'll never get to sleep The missing piece comprises The edge of a field It's brown and so's my carpet I'm starting to feel it will never be revealed Nine hundred ninety nine Are all the pieces I can find I bought a jigsaw puzzle To pass the time The box said a thousand pieces I count nine hundred ninety nine