Bad ideas got my home address				Am  E
They send me chain letters, and I confess		Am  
I have been tempted to forward them to you - 		F  F7  E  E7  E
What can I say, it's what they tell me to do		E  Dm  Am  E7  Am

I know I'm foolish, but it ain't my fault		Am  E
I was born without my grain of salt			Am
So when the devil gives me stock tips and love advice	F  F7  E  E7  E
It sounds like sense as best I can scrutinize		E  Dm  Am  E7  Am

	I used to get so upset when				Dm
	I put my foot in my mouth				Am  Dm  Am
	I guess I've come to terms with 			Dm
	How it ain't ever gonna come out			E7

So when I've been nine kinds of moron, I 		Am  E
Just wait for number ten to arrive			Am
I can't avoid it so I don't pout or sulk -		F  F7  E  E7  E
I just save myself some money and do it in bulk		E  Dm  Am  E7  Am

(break)

No, there ain't no self-improvement plan		Am  E
for someone of my attention span			Am
I just alternate my boredom with my denial		F  F7  E  E7  E
I've given up – I just try to be stupid with style	E  Dm  Am  E7  Am
Yes, I've given up – I just try to be stupid with style	E  Dm  Am  E7  Am