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Cordelia
Words: John Caspell (2006). To the tune of: Ophelia, Robbie Robertson.
John wrote this at Norwescon 29 in our hotel room, an hour before the concert we were supposed to sing it at. Ahh, deadlines, so motivational. Lois McMaster Bujold was in the audience when he debuted it. I saw her snort when he got to the Betan switch line, it was beautiful.

PDF leadsheet for Cordelia.


On a jungle planet half a galaxy away		C     E7
Commander Naismith of the Betan Survey		A7   D7
Cordelia – witness we can't afford		F7   G7      C A7 D7 G7
Radnov's mutineers tried to strand us		C     E7
Those scum are worse than the Cetagandans!	A7   D7
Cordelia – how can we get out alive?		F7   G7      C A7 D7 G7

On a forced march across an alien plain		 F      C
Fuzzy giant crabs brought us to bay		 G7   C
She scattered them by seizing fire from the sky	 F      C
And torched this “hired killer's” heart that day G7   G5

Stunned mutineers scattered on the floor	C     E7
She shot them all and wafted out the door	A7   D7
Cordelia – teaching Vor craft to the Vor!	F7   G7      C A7 D7 G7
Ges Vorrutyer tried to make her his toy		C     E7
But Bothari just wasn't his boy			A7   D7
Cordelia – touch her and pay with your life!	F7   G7      C A7 D7 G7

Now that Admiral Vorrutyer's dead		F      C
We have to hide, no way to flee			G7   C
If we get caught by Prince Serg's patrols	F      C
Cordelia'll be the death of me!			G7   G5

Fast smart and deadly – solid as a mountain	C     E7
She pours honour out like a fountain		A7   D7
Cordelia: more Vor than the Vor			F7   G7      C A7 D7 G7

Was it something that somebody said		F      C
You know we shattered every rule		G7   C
Can a Betan be a Vor lord's bride		F      C
Captain you know I'd die for you!		G7   G5

Doesn't she want to be noble & rich		C     E7
Was she just giving me the Betan switch?	A7   D7
Cordelia - please darken my door.		F7   G7      C A7 D7 G7
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