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Ethan Rayne
Words: Brooke Lunderville 2006. To the tune of: Sweet Jane, Velvet Underground.
I'm told my Lou Reed impression is um, "evocative." I'm not sure if that's good or bad. Anyway, Ethan is a charmingly inept bad guy on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
PDF leadsheet for Ethan Rayne.
Dressed up like a princess G – D – C Em D
I think that I might faint
Xander's in his uniform and Willow in her sheet,
And me, I'm in medieval garb, hah!
Vampires prowl the streets unchecked, 'cause
They know I think my costume's real
The whole town's got the same fool curse
And the ladies ask “Who is to blame?”
Ethan Rayne! Whoa! Ethan Rayne, oh oh ah! Ethan Rayne!
I'll tell you something, Rupert, he is a watcher,
And Ethan, he is a jerk
They both got the mark of Eyghon
From magic they should not have worked
They were saved by the Slayer, oh!
And Ethan he got away
But he came back to sell some cursed band candy
And all the grownups turned sixteen, oh it ain't pretty
Ethan Rayne! Come on now. Ethan Rayne, oh oh ah! Ethan Rayne!
Now Ethan he likes to play dirty tricks
And Giles, he likes to work (He's a watcher, now.)
And if they ever have coffee some night
Well you know there's gonna be a curse.
He'll wake up as a Fyarl ghoul
Bad breath and seven feet high
The only reason Buffy don't stake him down
Is that she looked him in the eye
Ethan after all you've done
We're not sure we should let you live
So we're gonna pass the buck
And stick you with the Initiative
Ethan Rayne! Whoa oh oh! Ethan Rayne, oh oh a! Ethan Rayne!
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