I arrived at my pharmacy practicum,				C
Lab jacket pressed, my first day				F    C
No one was at the store, just a note on the door -		F    G   C    F
We'll be opening late for today.				C    G   C

When the pharmacy staff finally arrived,			C
The prevailing emotion was panic.				F    C
Head office just told us we're losing our jobs -		F    G   C    F
So welcome aboard the Titanic!					C    G   C

	And it's full steam ahead to the iceberg,			C
	There's no need to stop our campaign.				F    C
	Yes it's full steam ahead to the iceberg, press on!		F    G   C    F
	We'll use it to chill our champagne.				C    G   C
		
We forgot you were coming,					C
Distracted by labour relations.					F    C
Though we're not really sure what your coursework entails,	F    G   C    F
You're about to get an education.				C    G   C

So take note as we hemorrhage customers,			C
Wave as they walk out the door.					F    C
Just don't bother the manager, he's hard at work -		F    G   C    F
At opening up his own store.					C    G   C

	And it's full steam ahead to the iceberg,			C
	There's no need to stop our campaign.				F    C
	Yes it's full steam ahead to the iceberg, press on!		F    G   C    F
	We'll use it to chill our champagne.				C    G   C

You may wonder why we don't seem worried,			C
You may ask why we act so blasé,				F    C
It's because if we stick out this whole sorry mess		F    G   C    F
At the end we'll get severence pay.				C    G   C

So it's B Y O job satisfaction,					C
And take what amusement you may,				F    C
Go on, eat the narcotics, feed glue to the shredder,		F    G   C    F
Do the blister packs backwards, write doctors rude letters,	F    G   C    F
Tell all the customers cheap drugs work better,			F    G   C    F
Just so you last 'til the last day!				C    G   C

	For it's full steam ahead to the iceberg,			C
	There's no need to stop our campaign.				F    C
	Yes it's full steam ahead to the iceberg, press on!		F    G   C    F
	We'll use it to chill our champagne.				C    G   C