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(You Made Me Need) A Natural 20
Words: Brooke Lunderville (2007). To the tune of: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman, Carole King & Gerry Goffin.
I feel more like an unnatural woman, really. (waggles fingers menacingly!) I've never actually played D&D, but I've died a lot in nethack.
PDF leadsheet for (You Made Me Need) A Natural 20.
Looking out on our last campaign
I wasn't always so expired
When I went to face another NPC
I did not expect an orb of fire
Before the day I met you, I trusted my dice
You're the key to my swift demise
'Cause you made me need, you made me need, you made me need a natural 20
When my roll was on the borderline
You made me critically fail it
I don't know just where my HP went
When an arrow pierced my mail shirt
Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
Because I'm dead
(pause)
spoken: "Well, that takes the mystery out of it."
'Cause you made me need, you made me need, you made me need a natural 20
Oh DM baby, what you done to me
You make me feel so chaotic good inside
And I just want to throw dice at you
You make me be not alive
'Cause you made me need, you made me need, you made me need a natural 20
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