My confusion and hunger are both now extreme		Em  Am
In this land full of poison and strange monotremes	Dm  Am
For when I booked my plane ticket I never knew		G  Am  F
That the national dish was rosemary and roo		Em  Am  F
	
	Rosemary and roo: an Australian stew!			G  Am
	The punters all quaff 'er, whenever it's offered	Am Em Am
	Along with a pint of the pub's cheapest brew		Am G E Am

When I read the pub menu I blamed my poor vision
But I see now the recipe's no euphemism
Having ordered it now, honour says I must eat
But I'm not sure that I'm man enough for this meat

	Rosemary and roo: an Australian stew!
	The punters all quaff 'er, whenever it's offered
	Along with a pint of the pub's cheapest brew

My tastebuds have cursed me but I've scarfed it down
And I'm desperately hoping it won't now rebound
But the animal whose flesh I've lately consumed
Is famous for bouncing - I fear that I'm doomed 

	Rosemary and roo: an Australian stew!
	The punters all quaff 'er, whenever it's offered
	Along with a pint of the pub's cheapest brew

	And I, foolish tourist, have ordered it too.		Am  G  Am