War and starvation fill many a hearse Am Em Heart disease takes two lives for every three Dm B E If you die in a car crash, you won't be the first Am Em But I'm hoping there's something less common for me Dm B E I want to die like they do in sci-fi! A E A A really glamourous death, a really famous last breath A E I want to die like they do in sci-fi! A E A I want to do something new, if it's the last thing I do F E A I could be strangled by quantum entanglement Am F Or maybe it turns out that comets cause cancer Dm B E I'll be unspeakably mangled by Lovecraftian angles Am F Or burn in the atmosphere like a star dancer Dm B E I want to die... I'll get lunar silicosis, 307 ale cirrhosis Am F Or crustacean deprivation on the world without shrimp Dm B E Maybe an alien probe will laser my frontal lobe Am F and make me travel back in time to the Hindenberg blimp Dm B E I want to die... I'll be murdered inside a proton super-collider Am F By an evil AI who didn't like my query Dm B E I don't have to decide the best way to have died Am F I'll do it infinite times thanks to many-worlds theory Dm B E I want to die... (guitar break) I want to die... AUGHHHHHHH!