intro:  Bm  B  Bm  B
I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies 			Bm  E
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys 			Bm  F#
I'm an ecological kind of a girl 				Bm  A  E  G
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world 			F#    Bm   B  

	They call me Doctor 'cause of my post-graduate status 
	When the science teams see me their brains go on hiatus 
	My statistical methods sections spin their poor heads 
	Plus you know that I'm a lady who just looks good in red 

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies 
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys 
I'm an ecological kind of a girl 
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world 

	I'm fertilizing the desert for to study the bugs 
	The helicopter pilots help me handle my jugs 
	Of nutrient solution which I pour on my plots 
	I don't really need assistance but those helo boys are hot 

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies 
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys 
I'm an ecological kind of a girl 
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world 

	So if you're looking for a lady with a fun attitude 
	You can find me down at 77 South latitude 
	We'll be playing igloo kegball in the midnight sun 
	That is as soon as my scientific survey gets done

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies 
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys 
I'm an ecological kind of a girl 
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world    
    
I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies 
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys 
I'm an ecological kind of a girl 
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world