The internet is teeming with perplexing, senseless folly   	Dm Dm  C  C
Items on my monitor that make me look askance  			A  Bb  Dm Dm
So when the surreality would be too much for Dali		Dm Dm  C  A
I regain my composure with this simple little dance		A  A  DmA Dm	

The whisky tango foxtrot			Dm
When logic isn't present			C
The whisky tango foxtrot			A	
When life makes your mind bend			Dm
The whisky tango foxtrot			Dm
When your brain can't stand the torment		C
The whisky tango foxtrot			A
When you just can't comprehend			DmA Dm

Let's do the whisky tango foxtrot! 	A  Dm
I'll teach you the steps!
Throw your hands up in the air! 	Bb
Shake your head in disbelief		Dm
Close your browser in despair		A
And breathe a sigh of sweet relief	Dm A DmA Dm
Everyone!
Throw your hands up in the air! 	Bb
Shake your head in disbelief		Dm
Close your browser in despair		A
And breathe a sigh of sweet relief	Dm A DmA Dm

Now the tango and the foxtrot are completely difference dances		Dm Dm  C  C
You may wonder how they could or even if they should combine		A  Bb  Dm Dm
Well this is where the whisky that we mentioned comes in handy		Dm Dm  C  A
Once you've drunk enough of it, you'll find that you don't mind		A  A  DmA Dm

The whisky tango foxtrot			Dm
When logic isn't present			C
The whisky tango foxtrot			A	
When life makes your mind bend			Dm
The whisky tango foxtrot			Dm
When your brain can't stand the torment		C
The whisky tango foxtrot			A
When you just can't comprehend			DmA Dm

Let's do the whisky tango foxtrot! 	A  Dm
Throw your hands up in the air! 	Bb
Shake your head in disbelief		Dm
Close your browser in despair		A
And breathe a sigh of sweet relief	Dm A DmA Dm
Throw your hands up in the air! 	Bb
Shake your head in disbelief		Dm
Close your browser in despair		A
And breathe a sigh of sweet relief	Dm A DmA Dm

The whisky tango foxtrot			Dm
When logic isn't present			C
The whisky tango foxtrot			A	
When life makes your mind bend			Dm
The whisky tango foxtrot			Dm
When your brain can't stand the torment		C
The whisky tango foxtrot			A
When you just can't comprehend			DmA Dm